Your Monthly Horoscope Awaits...

Illustration by the lovely Melanie of bagandaberet.blogspot.com

September 23 to October 22

(depending on the year)

Your monthly style horoscope presented by 

Madame Lotta Prada  

• Lady Libra, you are a stylish, playful, creative life form; and those traits should serve you well during this time of transition from mild to cooler climes. The way awaits you in your very own closet. Several well selected additions will make the journey sweeter.

• You tend to be more generous with others than yourself. That item online that's been in your shopping cart forever - make it yours. You deserve it!

• The hills have eyes; so do the neighbors and your significant other. It may seem over the top, but next time you're waiting with the kids at the bus stop, working in the yard or out for errands, try wearing something a little shorter, body skimming or flowy, preferably in ox blood,  the results will delight. 

•  Reach for a long forgotten piece in your closet. Commit to it for a few days. Give yourself a dollar for every compliment it gets you. Within no time you should be able to treat yourself to a grande size beverage of your choice...yes, you'll want whip cream on that.

• Take a cue from these stylish bloggers and put the following five items on your fahsion radar: Megan Mae's button flowers, Kathleen's Beret, Rachel's snuggly sweaters, Amber's ankle cowboy boots and Gracie's hounds tooth. 

Your lucky numbers are:

1: as in the number of new lip stick colors you might want to invest in this month.

3: as in the number of belts you can wear... all at the same time!

5: as in the number of bras you should try on before settling on one.

6: as in the number of pockets your new skinny cargos should have.
8: as in the number of days you should wait before wearing the same patterned jeans again.
14: as in the number of pieces you might want to edit from your closet this season.

These ladies are Libras too...

Left to right:Catherine Zeta-Jones, Ashanti, Gweneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet, Freida Pinto. Photos via Google images

Pssst...guess who else is a Libra? Sheila of Ephemera. Raise your hand if you're a Libra too.

 

 Friends of the zodiac

Scorpio: 10/23-11/21 Wedges of cheese, pizza and pie are good; wedge boots even better. Wedgies...not so good. Pick (no pun intended) your undies carefully.
Sagittarius: 11/22-12/21  One word: Boots!
Capricorn: 12/22-1/19 Color is fashionable, black is forever stylish. Combine the two often until the new moon.
Aquarius: 1/12-2/20 Having several dickies in your drawers will not make you a clothes whore. 
Pisces: 2/19-3/20 Upcoming social events, meetings and the like demand that attention be focused solely on your words. Assure your clothes do not compete with you for attention.
Aries: 3/21-4/20 Your inner cowgirl is begging to be released. Russel her up some denim, Native American prints and leather. Happy trails...
Taurus: 4/21-5/21 You have a low tolerance for fashion boredom. This can be avoided. Rock a trend of years past... Hello square toe pumps!
Gemini: 5/22-6/21 You appreciate style and quality. Consider an artisan handmade bag for your next purse; custom made, even better.
Cancer: 6/22-7/22 Disruptions of your usual routine may have you pressed for time. Predetermine you outfits for the next seven to ten days and save yourself extra frustration.
Leo: 7/23-8/22 Your glamorous side is coming to the forefront. Metallics, glitter, sparkle and shine should be considered daily.
Virgo: 8/23-9/22 Denim choices abound this season in color and pattern which can confuse and overwhelm. Keep your sense of style balanced and assure that a pair of long ,lean dark wash jeans is among your picks.

Disclaimer: This horoscope is purely for fun, entertainment, shits and giggles. For the real answers pray to God or consult your local psychic.